My birthday was last week and I receive 2 very interesting texts. Well, maybe one was less interesting, but is still somewhat noteworthy.
Birthday text number 1:
From Kansas, sent 1:08 PM
"Happy stinking birthday!"
Obviously, nothing scandalous or sexy, but we have been kind of off ever since the trip. I was shocked that he A) remembered and B) chose to do something about it. Plus who puts the word stinking in a happy birthday text?
Birthday text number 2:
From Brian, sent 1:34 PM
"Happy Birthday Hun! Hope you have a great one!"
This one is a little more exciting to analyze. For one, we have not spoken, (text, facebook, phone,) since my text to him New Years Eve. So two months later he decides to send me a text. Not on any random day, but my birthday. Which sure, makes sense b/c he was being kind I guess, but that was a pretty bold move for someone who left things so inadequately. I mean, he could have sent the message on facebook if he wanted to tell me. And he is using the "Hun" word again. I really cannot stand that word.
So, Brian randomly made contact. On my birthday. Through text. And called me Hun. Bizarre.
I did not text him back because I really had nothing to say. I feel like "thanks" is assumed, so I left it as it was.
Thank goodness for margaritas.
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