Kevin (7:17am): I have to cancel dinner my cars alternator died last night and I don’t have a car for a day or so
Me (8:37am): That’s fine. Sorry about your car. L
Kevin (8:42am): Yeh, merry Christmas to me…. L that’ll be $500
Me (8:54am): Bummer L
After this I realized that last week he told me that he owns two cars. Um, what?